senyuanre:

看完馴高2

對無牙的破錶超萌所突發出來的產物

從無到有~完全是因為愛啊愛~

無牙怎麼可以這麼可愛啊啊啊

《Toothless》

۞ 馴龍高手無牙貼紙 ۞   

❖印刷 透明貼紙 

❖規格 9x17.4cm

❖價格 NT40

貼紙有開刀模 

可每一個圖樣單張撕起

http://goods.ruten.com.tw/item/show?21407310740133
http://t.cn/RhUf6jM 

 

☆Questions with no answers☆

Ganondorf: I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.

Zant: .....Wait, us?

Ganondorf: Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!

Ghirahim: Right away, master.







Zant: So. Quick question.

Ghirahim: Yes?

Zant: What is food?

Ghirahim: W-What...?

Ghirahim: DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

Zant: HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?

Ghirahim: I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!

Zant: I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!

Ghirahim: So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!

Zant: Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.

Ghirahim: Okay so food is something you "eat" right?

Zant: So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".

Ghirahim: ....So what's edible?

Zant: .......

Zant: ((Lies down on the floor))

Ghirahim: What are you doing?

Zant: Accepting my death.

Ghirahim: COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!

Zant: Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?

Ghirahim: Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....

Zant: Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!

Ghirahim: Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?

Zant: Like, that white thing over there?

Cucco: ((Waddles about))

Ghirahim: YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!

Zant: So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!

Ghirahim: Prepare to die, small white fowl!

Ghirahim: ((Attacks the cucco))

Zant: For the horde!

Zant: ((Also attacks the cucco))







Zant: RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!

Ghirahim: DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!

Zant: WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?

Ghirahim: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!

Zant: OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!

Golden Cucco: ((Slams into Zant's face))

Ghirahim: ZANT NO!

Zant: SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Zant!

Ghirahim: ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!







Ganondorf: You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?

Ghirahim: M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!

Ganondorf: What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!

Ghirahim: No, it's even worse than that! It's-

???: COCK A DOODLE DO!

Ghirahim: OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!

Cuccos: ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))

Ghirahim: CUCCOS! CUCCOS!

Ganondorf: Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!







Ganondorf: EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!

Ghirahim: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

Ganondorf: ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!

Ghirahim: FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!







Impa: So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-

Soldier: Emergency, emergency!

Zelda: What is it?

Soldier: It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!

Impa: Impossible, no army could move so quickly!

Soldier: No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!

Zelda: Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?

Ganondorf: ((Busts through a wall))

Soldier: OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!

Impa: Back, fiend!

Ganondorf: IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

Zelda: What?

Proxi: We're here!

Link: ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))

Ganondorf: SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!

Zelda: What are you even talking about?

Soldier: Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-

Cuccos: COCK A DOODLE DOO!

Soldier: AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!

Ganondorf: YES!

Zelda: ....Hey, you.

Impa: We're surrounded, what should we do?

Zelda: Impa....

Zelda: ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))

Impa: Yes?

Zelda: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!

Zelda: ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))

Impa: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

System message: Cucco forces have defeated Impa!

Zelda: Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!

Proxi: We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!

Golden Cucco: C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘

Ganondorf: I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!

Zelda: No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!

Proxi: Let's do that then!

Zelda: By our powers combined....

Ganondorf: WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!













Ganondorf: OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!

Zelda: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!

Proxi: Welp, this is it buddy.

Link: ?

Proxi: SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!

Link: !

Proxi: ((Flies away and abandons everyone))

Link: ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))

Ganondorf and Zelda: FUUUUUUUUU-

bisexual-books:

Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day everyone!!!  We’re often asked about our favorite bisexual books so here they are!

Title: Bi Notes for a Bisexual Revolution
Author: Shiri Eisner (bidyke)
Recommended by: Sarah
A stunning, thought-provoking work of intersectional feminist non-fiction that both supports bisexual people and challenges them to be forces of revolutionary cultural change.  

Title: Strangers in Paradise
Author: Terry Moore
Recommended by: Evan and Sarah
A beautifully drawn and written graphic novel series detailing the long and complicated path we sometimes take towards love.

Title: Adaptation and it’s sequel Inheritance
Author: Malinda Lo
Recommended by: Ellie
An X-Files inspired science fiction adventure with aliens, government conspiracies, and a unique solution to the classic young adult love triangle story.

Title: Grasshopper Jungle
Author: Andrew Smith
Recommended by: Evan
Appeals to fans of sci fi, the apocalypse, YA lit, and has a strong bi romantic triangle.

Title: Hild
Author: Nicola Griffith
Recommended by: Ellie
An exquisitely detailed historical epic based of the life of St Hild of Whitby in medieval England. Will appeal to readers who like intense historical accuracy and period-accurate bisexual characters.

Title: Not My Father’s Son
Author: Alan Cumming
Recommended by: Evan
I think it’s so important to read the real life stories of bisexuals and their struggles and successes in life. This is also an excellent portrayal of life and recovery in domestic violence situations.

Title: Otherbound
Author: Corinne Duyvis 
Recommended by: Sarah
A stunning fantasy grounded in diversity, social justice, and power/privilege dynamics where an epileptic Latino teen boy visits the magical world of a mute bisexual girl when he closes his eyes.  

important survey: did anyone not have an awakening as a child, seeing Jasmine in that red outfit?

leav-art:

primal kyogre!
i was feeling really stressed out and i needed some way to relax, so i did this.  
this is slowly but surely becoming a pokemon tumblr… haha.

leav-art:

primal kyogre!

i was feeling really stressed out and i needed some way to relax, so i did this.  

this is slowly but surely becoming a pokemon tumblr… haha.

gengarite:

he disconnected immediately afterwards

☆reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

darkmoonbaphomet:

sherbetballets:

it’s important to realize that any narrative that portrays heterosexuality as endangered in any context is homophobic by nature because it prioritizes a completely metaphorical situation over what actual gay people face everyday

and by making a heterosexual romance the main plot, in a context where it is forbidden, even if every single character isn’t straight, it is making sure the narrative knows that the heterosexual romance is the most important, the most real, and the most genuine 

now add this in with a premise that assumes sex=gender and that outlawing only heterosexual sex causes a rift between 2 genders and casts the only androgynous/ambiguously gendered characters as the villains 

and yes, you get a plot that is entirely transphobic and homophobic and i’m so sorry you consider this to be “tumblr complaining” when the erasure and invalidation of our identities is a very real issue especially when so many people are uncritical of this

in case you don’t know: this post is about urbance

tamorapierce:

elockhartbooks:

authorsarahdessen:

sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

As someone who fails regularly, I find such comfort in this! 

I like this a lot.  My college creative writing teacher refused to read the revisions I had done on my stories because he said he knew I was a B student and that wasn’t going to change. 

Stephen King’s college writing teacher didn’t think he was very good.  My college writing class thought my writing was “babyish” and “stupid fairy tales.”  The original teacher didn’t care for me, but she developed medical problems and was replaced by David Bradley, Jr., who made it plain he believed I had what it took.  I don’t do writing classes or groups anymore, but I’m still in touch with Bradley, one of the finest writers I’ve ever read.